Military Vs civvy friends 


CIVVY FRIENDS: Get upset if you’re too busy to talk to them for a week

MILITARY FRIENDS: Are glad to see you after years, and will happily carry on the same conversation you were having last time you met…

CIVVY FRIENDS: Never ask for food

MILITARY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

CIVVY FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents mum and dad.

CIVVY FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Bollocks…we fu*ked 

Up…but that was fun!”

CIVVY FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Cry with you.

CIVVY FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

CIVVY FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from You.

CIVVY FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what the crowd is doing.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

CIVVY FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, “I’m home!”

CIVVY FRIENDS: Are for a while.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Are for life.

CIVVY FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, “Mate, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.That’s alcohol Abuse!!”

CIVVY FRIENDS: Will talk sh!t to the person who talks sh!t about you.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock them out!!

CIVVY FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will tell others about this

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