MILITARY FRIENDS: Are glad to see you after years, and will happily carry on the same conversation you were having last time you met…
CIVVY FRIENDS: Never ask for food
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
CIVVY FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents mum and dad.
CIVVY FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Bollocks…we fu*ked
Up…but that was fun!”
CIVVY FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Cry with you.
CIVVY FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
CIVVY FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from You.
CIVVY FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what the crowd is doing.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
CIVVY FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, “I’m home!”
CIVVY FRIENDS: Are for a while.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are for life.
CIVVY FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, “Mate, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.That’s alcohol Abuse!!”
CIVVY FRIENDS: Will talk sh!t to the person who talks sh!t about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock them out!!
CIVVY FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will tell others about this